We were standing around waiting for the herald when the following took place between me and Michael St. Christian from Northshield:
Michael:<looks around at all the fighters assembled> Wow, it's getting to the point where I don't want to fight any of you guys.
Me:<could not resist> Really? Because I think there are a bunch of people here who want to fight you.
Herald:Next pairing Dominyk of Atlantia vs. Michael St. Christian of Northshield!
Michael: Ha! You get your wish!
Me:<feels like a dick>